Lazy mock draft

You've read tons of mock drafts written by diligent, hard-working people who have put tremendous time and effort into analyzing tonight's event.

Well let me tell you— I'm not falling into that "time and effort" trap. No way...


Here it is, my lazy Celtic-centric mock draft written BY someone who has read far too many mocks FOR people who have read far too many mocks:

1) Portland: Big great center guy

2) Seattle: Long breathtaking wing guy

3) Atlanta: Horford

4) Memphis: Conley

5) Boston: Yi

6-31): A bunch of other guys

32) Boston: I don't know

33-60): I don't care


(Written in just a few minutes utilizing very little thought, while sitting around wearing shorts and drinking a smoothie. A new all time lack-of-effort mock draft record!)

In fact, I put so little effort in, I believe I'm now qualified to work for ESPN!